Fox Sports: Okay guys, the Shootout, er, Unlimited
ratings were not good…
Fox NASCAR Producer: Danica wasn't in it!
Oh, okay that explains it. I guess we can stick with what we've used for the
last twelve years?
Sure. If it’s not broken, don’t fix it. What do we have this year, people?
Well, I’ll continue being DW’s straight man, while scanning twitter for any
Faced Production Assistant: I could search twitter for you,
No thanks, kid. I have plenty of time up in the booth.
Nice. What else?
McReynolds: I’ll mention Dale Sr., Davey Allison,
and me winning the Daytona 500 about ten to fifteen times during the broadcast,
whether it’s pertinent to what’s actually occurring on the track, or not.
Perfect. All our new viewers need to know that, every year. How about you,
Waltrip: I’ll start with three or four predictions during
pre-race. Whether they actually happen or not doesn't matter. I’ll just keep
selling at least one of them as if it is happening. Probably throw in a forty
year old song and maybe an I Love Lucy or Laugh-In reference.
Intern: My great-great-great Nana loved I Love Lucy.
Faced Production Assistant: How about a cartoon rodent to try
and hook some younger customers?
A bolt of lightning strikes the
Hilton, blowing out the windows and creating a huge inferno