Giving it the old college try

http://sportschump.net/2013/12/30/giving-it-the-old-college-try/12738/

LeBron and Mario. Brothers?

http://sportschump.net/2013/12/20/lebron-and-mario-brothers/12701/

Infographics R Us

http://sportschump.net/2013/12/19/infographics-r-us/12684/

Not in Kansas anymore: SportsChump and Andrew Wiggins invade the O’Dome

http://sportschump.net/2013/12/12/not-in-kansas-anymore-sportschump-and-andrew-wiggins-invade-the-odome/12664/

Peyton Manning: America’s most likeable athlete

http://sportschump.net/2013/12/10/peyton-manning-americas-most-likeable-athlete/12651/

When good is bad: No flash in the pan for the Indiana Pacers

http://sportschump.net/2013/12/06/when-good-is-bad-no-flash-in-the-pan-for-the-indiana-pacers/12638/

Coaches Gone Wild: The fine line of cheating in sports

http://sportschump.net/2013/12/02/coaches-gone-wild-the-fine-line-of-cheating-in-sports/12619/

Tweeting Will Muschamp

http://sportschump.net/2013/11/27/tweeting-will-muschamp/12596/

Iyanla Vanzant introduces us to the real Terrell Owens

http://sportschump.net/2013/11/25/iyanla-vanzant-introduces-us-to-the-real-terrell-owens/12561/

Two guys we hate and the game we once loved: Baseball’s continuing saga of Alex Rodriguez and Bud Selig

http://sportschump.net/2013/11/22/two-guys-we-hate-and-the-game-we-once-loved-baseballs-continuing-saga-of-alex-rodriguez-and-bud-selig/12550/

Who’s afraid of a big bad Pelican? New Orleans introduces new mascot to mixed reaction

http://sportschump.net/2013/11/20/whos-afraid-of-a-big-bad-pelican-new-orleans-introduces-new-mascot-to-mixed-reaction/12540/

Chumpservations, Vol. 29: Tweets, death threats, fake penises, chicken mcnuggets and dookie chains

http://sportschump.net/2013/11/15/chumpservations-vol-29-tweets-death-threats-fake-penises-chicken-mcnuggets-and-dookie-chains/12505/

Tales from the Hard Rock, Vol. 4: Calling time at the poker table

http://sportschump.net/2013/11/13/tales-from-the-hard-rock-vol-4-calling-time-at-the-poker-table/12485/

NFL athlete hazes/drops N-Bomb on voice mail, goes incognito. In other shocking news, racism and a misunderstanding of our differences still exists in America

http://sportschump.net/2013/11/07/nfl-athlete-hazesdrops-n-bomb-on-voice-mail-goes-incognito-in-other-shocking-news-racism-and-a-misunderstanding-of-our-differences-still-exists-in-america/12464/

A storm’s a-brewin’: Why two major college football programs might be the first to usher the BCS into oblivion

http://sportschump.net/2013/11/04/a-storms-a-brewin-why-two-major-college-football-programs-might-be-the-first-to-usher-the-bcs-into-oblivion/12449/

Red Sox Fan Redux

http://sportschump.net/2013/10/29/red-sox-fan-redux/12430/

Did someone say something about an 88?

http://sportschump.net/2013/10/24/did-someone-say-something-about-an-88/12398/

The woes of determining the Orlando Magic’s greatest player ever

http://sportschump.net/2013/10/21/the-woes-of-determining-the-orlando-magics-greatest-player-ever/12368/

Wherefore art thou, BCS?

http://sportschump.net/2013/10/17/wherefore-art-thou-bcs/12357/

Swinging freely at Muirfield

http://sportschump.net/2013/10/08/swinging-freely-at-muirfield/12287/

One fan’s internal struggle: When it is okay to switch allegiances?

http://sportschump.net/2013/10/04/one-fans-internal-struggle-when-it-is-okay-to-switch-allegiances/12268/

Brushes with Sports Greatness, Vol. 6: Urban Meyer

http://sportschump.net/2013/09/30/brushes-with-sports-greatness-vol-6-urban-meyer/12257/

Book Review: Rising Tide by Randy Roberts & Ed Krzemienski

http://sportschump.net/2013/09/26/book-review-rising-tide-by-randy-roberts-ed-krzemienski/12244/

The adventures of Captain Obvious, Vol. 1: Arian Foster admits to receiving money while playing football at the University of Tennessee.

http://sportschump.net/2013/09/23/the-adventures-of-captain-obvious-vol-1-arian-foster-admits-to-receiving-money-while-playing-football-at-the-university-of-tennessee/12234/

SportsChump and the eternal quest for 88

http://sportschump.net/2013/09/13/sportschump-and-the-eternal-quest-for-88/12206/

Not so fast, my friend: The death knell for Josh Freeman stops momentarily in Week One, or so we think

http://sportschump.net/2013/09/12/not-so-fast-my-friend-the-death-knell-for-josh-freeman-stops-momentarily-in-week-one-or-so-we-think/12190/

When scoring means nothing: The inexplicable drop-off from college basketball to pro

http://sportschump.net/2013/09/03/when-scoring-means-nothing-the-inexplicable-drop-off-from-college-basketball-to-pro/12157/

SportsChump’s Third Annual NFL Futures Contest

http://sportschump.net/2013/08/22/sportschumps-third-annual-nfl-futures-contest/12096/

Why Drew Brees holds the keys to Tampa Bay’s success in 2013

http://sportschump.net/2013/08/20/why-drew-brees-holds-the-keys-to-tampa-bays-success-in-2013/12087/

Please excuse me while I have a moment: A tale of friendship, appreciation, car washes and a two dollar bill

http://sportschump.net/2013/08/17/please-excuse-me-while-i-have-a-moment-a-tale-of-friendship-appreciation-car-washes-and-a-two-dollar-bill/12079/

Tales from the Hard Rock, Vol. 3: Playable hands for the right price

http://sportschump.net/2013/08/12/tales-from-the-hard-rock-vol-3-playable-hands-for-the-right-price/12050/

Whiners of the Week: Wes Welker and Greg Jennings

http://sportschump.net/2013/08/08/whiners-of-the-week-wes-welker-and-greg-jennings/12036/

Defending A-Rod: Major League Baseball’s ultimate fall guy

http://sportschump.net/2013/08/04/defending-a-rod-major-league-baseballs-ultimate-fall-guy/12022/

SportsChump dubiously presents your idiots of the week: Riley Cooper, Ryan Braun and Terrence Jones

http://sportschump.net/2013/08/02/sportschump-dubiously-presents-your-idiots-of-the-week-riley-cooper-ryan-braun-and-terrence-jones-2/11979/

Chicken wings, buffalo sauce and gluttony: Just your ordinary afternoon in sunshiny Florida

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/29/chicken-wings-buffalo-sauce-and-gluttony-just-your-ordinary-afternoon-in-sunshiny-florida/11959/

One All-Star moment reminds us of an America not so beautiful

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/25/one-all-star-moment-reminds-us-of-an-america-not-so-beautiful/11948/

Phil Mickelson wins one for the thumb at Muirfield

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/22/phil-mickelson-wins-one-for-the-thumb-at-muirfield/11936/

Bud Selig? Well, I never!

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/19/bud-selig-well-i-never/11917/

Book Review: Relentless by Tim S. Grover

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/18/book-review-relentless-by-tim-s-grover/11907/

Lucky number 13 makes Matt Moore an All-Star a little too late

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/15/lucky-number-13-makes-matt-moore-an-all-star-a-little-too-late/11896/

Gary Player bares all for ESPN: An old, naked guy-inspired caption contest

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/12/gary-player-bares-all-for-espn-an-old-naked-guy-inspired-caption-contest/11876/

Why immediately rejecting Omer Asik’s trade is a solid second step for the Houston Rockets

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/10/why-immediately-rejecting-omer-asiks-trade-is-a-solid-second-step-for-the-houston-rockets/11865/

Dwight Howard shits, gets off pot; now Houston’s problem

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/06/dwight-howard-shits-gets-off-pot-now-houstons-problem/11835/

Hey, now. Puig’s an All-Star. Get your game on. Go Play.

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/05/hey-now-puigs-an-all-star-get-your-game-on-go-play/11821/

Chumpservations, Vol. 28: Nakedness, nakedness and more nakedness

http://sportschump.net/2013/07/01/chumpservations-vol-28-nakedness-nakedness-and-more-nakedness/11809/

The sad, sad story of Aaron Hernandez

http://sportschump.net/2013/06/28/the-sad-sad-story-of-aaron-hernandez/11792/

Tim Tebow landing in New England creates mass hysteria, and some great one-liners, on Twitter

http://sportschump.net/2013/06/26/tim-tebow-landing-in-new-england-creates-mass-hysteria-and-some-great-one-liners-on-twitter/11774/

The tenuous tenure of an NBA head coach

http://sportschump.net/2013/06/13/the-tenuous-tenure-of-an-nba-head-coach/11731/

Book Review: 18 in America by Dylan Dethier

http://sportschump.net/2013/06/11/book-review-18-in-america-by-dylan-dethier/11714/

A SportsChump original screenplay: A Rough In The Diamond : Act One, Scene One

http://sportschump.net/2013/06/06/a-sportschump-original-screenplay-a-rough-in-the-diamond-act-one-scene-one/11683/

Things I would never buy, Vol. 1: Spinach and kale potato chips

http://sportschump.net/2013/06/03/things-i-would-never-buy-vol-1-spinach-and-kale-potato-chips/11662/

Defending the flop revisited

http://sportschump.net/2013/05/31/defending-the-flop-revisited/11651/

Donald Chump’s “You’re Fired!” Volume One

http://sportschump.net/2013/05/20/donald-chumps-youre-fired-volume-one/11587/

Another baseball season, another pick ‘em contest: Sportschump proudly presents the better late than never MLB Pick ‘Em 2013!!!

http://sportschump.net/2013/05/13/another-baseball-season-another-pick-em-contest-sportschump-proudly-presents-the-better-late-than-never-mlb-pick-em-2013/11567/

The decorative Dwyane Wade caption contest

http://sportschump.net/2013/05/09/the-decorative-dwyane-wade-caption-contest/11556/

Nightmares of Nate: How one mighty midget manifested Miami’s main malady

http://sportschump.net/2013/05/08/nightmares-of-nate-how-one-mighty-midget-manifested-miamis-main-malady/11539/

Down and Out in Beverly Hills: The Disruptive Influence of a Tweeting Mamba

http://sportschump.net/2013/04/24/down-and-out-in-beverly-hills-the-disruptive-influence-of-a-tweeting-mamba/11432/

When winning isn’t everything: Wherefore art thou, the real Fab Five?

http://sportschump.net/2013/04/19/when-winning-isnt-everything-wherefore-art-thou-the-real-fab-five/11405/

The throwing of the golf club: An exercise in tamed aggression

http://sportschump.net/2013/04/18/the-throwing-of-the-golf-club-an-exercise-in-tamed-aggression/11389/

Confronting my phobias with video… or how Grind TV reminds us it’s still not safe to go back in the water

http://sportschump.net/2013/04/15/confronting-my-phobias-with-video%E2%80%A6-or-how-grind-tv-reminds-us-it%E2%80%99s-still-not-safe-to-go-back-in-the-water/11368/

Hail or Rail Scale VII: Jay-Z, Kevin Ware, Auburn football, the Yankees, Lakers, Falcons and good old Mike Rice

http://sportschump.net/2013/04/10/hail-or-rail-scale-vii-jay-z-kevin-ware-auburn-football-the-yankees-lakers-falcons-and-good-old-mike-rice/11329/

Book review: Trading Bases by Joe Peta

http://sportschump.net/2013/04/04/book-review-trading-bases-by-joe-peta/11299/

Great moments in golf history: Tiger says “fuck” then wins Bay Hill

http://sportschump.net/2013/03/27/great-moments-in-golf-history-tiger-says-%E2%80%9Cfuck%E2%80%9D-then-wins-bay-hill/11269/

Opening weekend contest recap and Tourney Pick ‘Em Part Two

http://sportschump.net/2013/03/25/opening-weekend-contest-recap-and-tourney-pick-%E2%80%98em-part-two/11255/

Darrelle Revis: Buyer Beware

http://sportschump.net/2013/03/23/darrelle-revis-buyer-beware/11240/

The ankle that roared

http://sportschump.net/2013/03/19/the-ankle-that-roared/11201/

The Third Annual SportsChump March Madness Contest: Part One

http://sportschump.net/2013/03/18/the-third-annual-sportschump-march-madness-contest-part-one/11184/

a) Did you just talk to me about boxing and b) if so, why?

http://sportschump.net/2013/03/12/a-did-you-just-talk-to-me-about-boxing-and-b-if-so-why/11161/

This week’s caption contest celebrates love, Stephen Curry and wedding pictures gone awry

http://sportschump.net/2013/03/07/this-week%E2%80%99s-caption-contest-celebrates-love-stephen-curry-and-wedding-pictures-gone-awry/11151/

The Miami Heat shake things up (video)

http://sportschump.net/2013/03/02/the-miami-heat-shake-things-up-video/11131/

A Tale of Two Van Gundys

http://sportschump.net/2013/02/27/a-tale-of-two-van-gundys/11115/

Fox TV Meets in Daytona

Daytona Beach Hilton, Conference Room

President, Fox Sports: Okay guys, the Shootout, er, Unlimited ratings were not good…

Grizzled Fox NASCAR Producer: Danica wasn't in it!

Pres.: Oh, okay that explains it. I guess we can stick with what we've used for the last twelve years?

GFNP: Sure. If it’s not broken, don’t fix it. What do we have this year, people?

Mike Joy: Well, I’ll continue being DW’s straight man, while scanning twitter for any usable tidbits.

Fresh Faced Production Assistant: I could search twitter for you, Mr. Joy.

Joy: No thanks, kid. I have plenty of time up in the booth.

GFNP: Nice. What else?                        

Larry McReynolds: I’ll mention Dale Sr., Davey Allison, and me winning the Daytona 500 about ten to fifteen times during the broadcast, whether it’s pertinent to what’s actually occurring on the track, or not.

GFNP: Perfect. All our new viewers need to know that, every year. How about you, Champ?

Darrell Waltrip: I’ll start with three or four predictions during pre-race. Whether they actually happen or not doesn't matter. I’ll just keep selling at least one of them as if it is happening. Probably throw in a forty year old song and maybe an I Love Lucy or Laugh-In reference.

Teen-Age Intern: My great-great-great Nana loved I Love Lucy.

Fresh Faced Production Assistant: How about a cartoon rodent to try and hook some younger customers?

BOOM!!

A bolt of lightning strikes the Hilton, blowing out the windows and creating a huge inferno

Brushes with Sports Greatness, Vol. 5: Jerry Buss

http://sportschump.net/2013/02/21/brushes-with-sports-greatness-vol-5-jerry-buss/11092/

The meaningless, yet oh so meaningful, mop-up minutes

http://sportschump.net/2013/02/14/the-meaningless-yet-oh-so-meaningful-mop-up-minutes/11066/

Josh Freeman’s bad and not just at quarterback

http://sportschump.net/2013/02/11/josh-freeman%E2%80%99s-bad-and-not-just-at-quarterback/11057/

Attacking the supply side: Curt Schilling exposes new twist to baseball’s PED scandal

http://sportschump.net/2013/02/08/attacking-the-supply-side-curt-schilling-exposes-new-twist-to-baseball%E2%80%99s-ped-scandal/11046/

When egos collide: The inevitable downfall of Russell Westbrook

http://sportschump.net/2013/02/07/when-egos-collide-the-inevitable-downfall-of-russell-westbrook/11031/

The half-empty wine cooler: A tale of unfortunate fiction

http://sportschump.net/2013/02/04/the-half-empty-wine-cooler-a-tale-of-unfortunate-fiction/11018/

SportsChump and the The Wife Hates Sports talk writer’s block, Penn State football, Super Bowl predictions and the pros and cons of being single during football season

http://sportschump.net/2013/01/31/sportschump-and-the-the-wife-hates-sports-talk-writer%E2%80%99s-block-penn-state-football-super-bowl-predictions-and-the-pros-and-cons-of-being-single-during-football-season/10975/

They Said What, Vol. 5 starring the (second) greatest wide receiver ever, more alleged drug use in sports and the potential reemergence of JaMarcus Russell and Allen Iverson

http://sportschump.net/2013/01/30/they-said-what-vol-5-starring-the-second-greatest-wide-receiver-ever-more-alleged-drug-use-in-sports-and-the-potential-reemergence-of-jamarcus-russell-and-allen-iverson/10951/

Whisked Away by Whisker Wars

http://sportschump.net/2013/01/29/whisked-away-by-whisker-wars/10933/

Novak Djokovic is sick and so am I, but in two totally different ways

http://sportschump.net/2013/01/28/novak-djokovic-is-sick-and-so-am-i-but-in-two-totally-different-ways/10917/

The Los Angeles Lakers will, or will not, make the playoffs: A Full Court Pest/SportsChump debate

http://sportschump.net/2013/01/23/the-los-angeles-lakers-will-or-will-not-make-the-playoffs-a-full-court-pestsportschump-debate/10889/

So you don’t think LeBron James is the best player in the NBA? What league are you watching exactly?

http://sportschump.net/2013/01/18/so-you-don%E2%80%99t-think-lebron-james-is-the-best-player-in-the-nba-what-league-are-you-watching-exactly/10869/

Oprah set to clean house on Lance’s dirty shame

http://sportschump.net/2013/01/12/oprah-set-to-clean-house-on-lance%E2%80%99s-dirty-shame/10844/

One ticket, one time machine, one contest

http://sportschump.net/2013/01/11/one-ticket-one-time-machine-one-contest/10835/

Hail or Rail Scale VI: Jadeveon Clowney, Ray Lewis, the Florida Gators and who else but the Los Angeles Lakers

http://sportschump.net/2013/01/08/hail-or-rail-scale-vi-jadeveon-clowney-ray-lewis-the-florida-gators-and-who-else-but-the-los-angeles-lakers/10807/