Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Trifecta- Pay No Attention To That Man Behind The Curtain Edition

That's right, race fans! We're back in Kansas- with a side trip to Chicago- for this week's all NASCAR edition of the Trifecta. Before we get to this week's lineup, a little fun, Jeopardy style-

The answer is "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog,too!" (There is a correct question for this answer, but not necessarily the one you're thinking of.)

This week's lineup: tez Hanny jon moseby kristen CR Dwindy SB Bev

This week's races:

1.) The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series race from Kansas, Saturday June 4; green flag drops at 2:19pm ET (entry list)

2.) The NASCAR NAtionwide Series race from Chicago, Saturday June 4; green flag drops at 8:16pm ET (entry list)

3.) The NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race from Kansas, Sunday, June 5; green flag drops at 1:16pm ET.

There you go. Choose your drivers wisely.

29 comments:

  1. Hey SB! How about a biscuit? (Now that got a tail wag!)

    Okie dokie then…

    CWTS – Clint “Home Town Wonder” Boyer

    NWS – Trevor “I’m OK, how about you?” Bayne

    Cup – Jimmie “The cream will rise” Johnson

    Thank you for everything, SB!

    BTW… A funny true story…

    A friend of mine was living with a girlfriend and they were at a point when they both were realizing they really weren’t meant for each other. Well… my buddy has one of those cell phones where you can program different ring tones for the most common callers. Whenever his girlfriend would call he had the phone play the music from the Wizard of Oz for when the evil neighbor woman on her bicycle (or when the wicked Witch of the West would appear), you know Da tada tada Da… Well knowing her boyfriend had different tones for different people, she was curious about what he had for her so she called… And the rest is history!

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  2. I've got nothing other than the obvious answer to your Jeopardy question SB...

    Trucks - Cole "Wonder Boy" Whitt

    NW - Elliott "Anyone but Danica" Sadler

    Cup - Carl "Just to give Katie something to chew on" Edwards

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  3. CWTS.... Kyle!.. going for 4th straight win

    NW...... Carl.. going for 3rd straight top-2

    Cup..... Kenseth.. going for 3rd 1.5 m win

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  4. Jeopardy....

    Q: What is a lame pick-up line at the dog park?

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  5. Trucks - Hornaday
    NW - Harvick
    Cup - Kyle

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  6. Opera is just the business...Chrome sucks for my ODR online game, lol

    Trucks - James "I will close the deal one of these days" Buescher
    NW - Reed "this isn't Gateway, why are you picking me?" Sorenson
    Cup - Marcos "Sonoma is still a few weeks away, Tez" Ambrose

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  7. I think Gene may have used that pick-up... At any rate, seems like the perfect "unexpected" question to the answer! lol

    CWTS... Kyle
    NW... Carl
    Cup... Clint Bowyer

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  8. jon (via FB)

    Trucks- Hornaday

    NW- ESad

    Cup Tony

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  9. Bev(via FB)

    trucks- Dillon

    NW- BK

    Cup Jamie Mc

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  10. And the Beagle is going with-

    CWTS- Bowyer

    NW- Harvick

    Cup- Tony "I know how much Kristen loves seeing me in VL" Stewart

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  11. Oh yeah, the correct question:

    "What did Carl Edwards say when he learned about Katie's anti-duck voodoo?"

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  12. In answer to Gene's Dog Park pick up line...

    You're a real dog!

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  13. After one:

    Dwindy 1
    SB 1
    tez 4
    Hanny 6
    CR 6
    Bev 12
    kristen 15
    jon 30
    moseby 30

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  14. I think Dwindy should be parked for the next Trifecta for using non-conforming performance enhancers! Not sure what he's using... but it seems to be working, whatever it is! LOL

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  15. Ok- missed Bev's FB post that she had changed drivers. She went with Kyle in the truck race and will have Denny in the cup race.

    Revised standings after one:

    Dwindy 1
    SB 1
    tez 4
    Hanny 6
    CR 6
    Bev 6
    kristen 15
    jon 30
    moseby 30

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  16. CR- I'll talk to the Trifecta Director of Competition about taking Dwindy's Magic 8 Ball back to the R&D center for further inspection.

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  17. After two:

    Dwindy 4
    Hanny 8
    CR 8
    tez 10
    SB 14
    kristen 26
    Bev 36
    jon 41
    moseby 43

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  18. Thanks SB. Something fishy going over there. I've heard rumors in the garage that Dwindy may have found a certain horseshoe, that is supposedly the property of Hendrick's 48 team, but had been missing, and presumed to be in possession of Kevin Harvick. Anyway, an investigation into this matter would be appreciated by many Trifecta racing members.
    Dwindy, hope you're laughing out loud at my deep, heart-felt concerns! lol

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  19. hmmm I clearly dont have the horseshoe even though I pay for them quite often!

    What the heck happened in the truck race!??! RC punched Kyle?? really??

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  20. Kristen- yep. Apparently, Kyle didn't like the way RC's driver passed him at the end of the race and expressed his displeasure in the usual bumping of vehicles. When everyone got back to the garage, RC handed his watch to Austin, got Kyle in a headlock, and pummeled him. That's as much of the story that is confirmed. Unconfirmed reports say that after RC hit him for the 3rd time, Kyle dropped to the floor cowering.

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  21. I'll dump my fellow Aussie and go with Biffle please, SB.

    Can we circulate the rumour that all RC told Kyle was that if he wants, RC can hire Jimmy Spencer to sort out these little spats?

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  22. oh no, Hermie Sadler's going with Biffle too....I'll change to Harvick instead, lol

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  23. Dang it tez! I came to change my driver to Happy, and you already stole him! It would be dirty play if I went ahead and chose him...

    I'm dropping Bowyer for Sliced Bread with Joey, and hold the mayo!

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  24. CR; someone has to stop Dwindy...do you have a spare bag of sugar we can use?

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  25. and Dwindy just keeps marching along as he collects his 5th win of the season.

    Final standings:

    Dwindy 11
    Hanny 14
    tez 21
    SB 22
    kristen 31
    CR 31
    Bev 39
    jon 49
    moseby 55

    Next week: Trucks, Cup, F1, and Indy

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  26. The man behind the curtain is... Dwindy?

    Congrats dude!

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  27. I feel like Jr .... if I keep finishing 2nd, I'm sure to win .... eventually.

    WTG, Maverick. Permission granted for a fly by.

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  28. and Le Mans! Woohoo, I will so skip sleep and Pocono to watch that :D

    oh, yeah, congrats to Dwindy....again, lol

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  29. This is easy! HA!

    Now watch... I'll never win another!

    Thanks everyone!

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